Pick up lines

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Pick up lines

juss a few of my favorite lines..some are pretty cute but others r just plain friggin cheesy...you'll see what i mean, check em out, there might even be sumthin for u in here joey...*wink*

Be unique and different, say yes.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something to break the ice.

You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.

You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.

Way to go God!!!

Shhh! You don't want to wake up anyone in Heaven -- they might realize you snuck out.

(Take out a 1$ bill): I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
(kiss them) Oops, guess I lost.

If I had you, I wouldn't have to dream anymore.

You have something on your cheek... (Lean forward and brush it off, close to their face, then say:) Actually, you don't. I just wanted to see your gorgeus eyes.

Tickle, tickle on your chin. If you're horny you will grin.

God must be sad 'cos he's missing an angel.

We've got a lot in common, 'cept you have your phone number and I don't.

Let me check out your tag -- yep, just what I thought. "Made in Heaven."

A guy tells you he has something to give to you, and he holds out his hand, and you open his hand up and nothing is there. You say, "What is it"?" He says, "It's my breath that you took away from me."

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but weren't we just about to make out?

What's a nice girl/boy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

So, do you know what the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) how about we go back to my apartment and talk about it.

You must be a genie in a bottle because I have this sudden urge to rub you.

I'm a Snickers -- why wait?

The average person only spends 2 weeks of their life kissing. Why don't we start now and see if we can beat it?

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