-All pinaiz must have highlighted or dyed hair of some sort...

-All pinoiz n pinaiz must type like this...(cApS uNcApS...

-All pinoiz n pinaiz must have a ganked voice mail...

-All pinaiz talk like babies on the phone...with there high and fake voices.. hehehe...(to train to sound cute for the pinoiz)and talk hella fast on their v-mails...and talk in slang and you can't understand what dere sayin...and always givin mahals..n all that goodies stuff...

-All pinaiz must be in some kinda of dance krew or have their own krew.

-All pinoiz must know how to flow..and all pinaiz must know how to sing.

-Hardway, tha guy from 112(???), Ray J, Que from Moesha and all them other eggots be fine. -Your close friends become your cousins automatically.

-All pinoiz n pinaiz represent bay area codes...510,415,650,707,408,619,213,916,etc..

-All pinoiz in Frisco and Daly City must be playaz...

-All pinoiz and pinaiz always train to talk slang..e.g --Wussupperz, buh biyerz, okierz, welperz, etc...(you get the point..) Or spell words differently.

-All pinoiz n pinaiz either claim red or blue..(FILIPINO COLORS)

-All pinoiz must get haircuts once a week to keep their fades..Or their shaved heads

-When you kick it at the mall you always go with a least..there other girl heads and two other guy heads.

-You call everyone of you g-friends ATE, and your older b-friends Kuyas, and your lil friends adings.

-You carry at least $10 bones with you whenever you go out.

-You say the Santo Ninyo and pray tha rosary with your family everday.

-You always turn around when someone says "psst", "hoi", or "psst-psst".

-Pinaiz always put on lotsa make-up and wear their nice fits ever if they're only going to some place..even to just tha groceries.

-Pinaiz always talk shiyt bout other peeps when theres nothing else to do.

-You always change your greetin on your v-mail at least three times a day or when you have nothing to do.

-You wear da name brands...Polo Sport, Timerland, Mecca, Nautica, Dkny, Espirit, Dng, Nike, Ck, Cybertek, Lugz, Guess, and all da other stuff

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-You have hundreds and hundreds of cousins..even ones you don't know about.

-You have Santo Ninyoz, or a shrine in your house.

-All pinaiz love Sanrio and Sailor Moon.

-All pinaiz have hella tapes of slow jams and love songs..(to put on their v-mails.

-All pinoiz n pinaiz love and could write poetry hella good.

-All pinaiz take pictures like once a month. And always have more than 4 peeps up in the picture.

-You have three way and call waitin on your phone.

-All pinaiz carry one billion pictures with them..even if they don't know tha peeps in the pix.

-Every other peeps think or asked you if you eat dog.

-All pinoiz had a bowl haircut when they were little.

-Pinoiz n pinaiz either were or wanted to be a breaker..(back in the days

-You either sport or your mom sells the fake brand name clothing.

-You own a Jocelyn Enriquez or Lea Salonga Cd.

-You have used Sun-In at least once in your life.

-You brag to other peeps or your friends about how many times you got jocked at the mall.

-When pinaiz see a foine pinoi at the mall, they start to whisper and giggle a lot.

-Pinaiz love Winnie the Pooh and The tickle me Elmos.

-You go places to spit your game, and get your joc on!!

-Your da BOMB

-You represent your pinoy/pinay pride to the fullest!!